i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
Reblogging for the iambic pentameter
IT’S NOT JUST IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
IT’S IN RHYMING IAMBIC PENTAMETER
I want a kazoo version of The Rains of Castamere to play whenever Joffrey does something on screen.
Maybe it can just play whenever he opens his mouth to speak.
And then the whole plot becomes him trying to figure out where in seven hells that godsawful noise is coming from.
This…. this is so beautiful.
New Breakthrough Marvel Dress
One day I will own this….
i can has?
I’M COMING IN AUGUST REMEMBER :DDD
But aren’t you visiting friends WITH friends? I thought chances of us being able to say hi were slim?
I DON’T WANT TO GET MY HOPES UP SAM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
also BEHAVE ok im done im gone i love you a ton i hope you get to go to sdcc have fun w/ my buddy ok bye
trust me it would be much more awesome if you were coming as well because then i’d get to meet you and that would be 2x the cool tumblr people in my general vicinity even though i know you guys would do gross cootie things like hold hands and punch each other
If this doesn’t include one Starbucks run in which we make everybody uncomfortable by talking about wildly inappropriate things outside the establishment I will be upset.
i figured this was a given?
plus you and i need to practice our running-tackle-glomp-twirl
our balance is slightly off because i tend to panic and start screaming once you spin me in the air
hit mina a bunch for me thanks
i won’t let him dj in my car
my car MY TUNEZ
so in two and a half months i’ll be hanging with mina in l.a. and that thought makes me really happy
and in two months i’ll be in san diego no matter what crashing everyone’s sdcc if i don’t end up getting a badge
and in less than two months I’LL BE WITH GTFT and we shall have many shenanigans
this is gonna be a good summer
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra
you misspelled season three of sherlock
you misspelled my foot in your ass